Stop the Presses!.....Cut off in me prime!

My experiment in fooling blogger worked...it cut of half the first urgent news item...

So here goes again...

Dateline Washington DC: In an attempt to stem the tide of bird flu,

US President GW. Bush has ordered the bombing of the Canary Islands.

And on a more heart warming note...

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks, "Are they twins?"

The woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No," he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice."

And to end...a thought on humanity...

Hey, civilizations come and go, but the one constant throughout the ages has been and always will be the orgasm.

Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief--I don't care what your social strata is.

When that climax lightning bolt comes roaring down your loins, there's only one thing on your mind: why in the hell is everybody else on this bus starin' at me?

Have a loinful day